going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My life is pants optional.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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