out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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