Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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