she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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