is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
