Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She's the barista slut.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Randomize
