Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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