they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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