I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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