Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
we're making bets on your personal life
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize