More tranny stories later!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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