I wanna bring you to show and tell
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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