Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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