going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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