I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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