Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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