She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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