Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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