Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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