Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
