oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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