whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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