i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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