I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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