I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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