i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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