you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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