We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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