i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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