So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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