these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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