I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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