talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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