Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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