what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
