I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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