I love black thongs
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
The adults are the big ones right?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize