Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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