i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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