Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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