You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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