i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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