so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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