conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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