Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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