do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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