normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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