Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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