I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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