have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I wish you could order shots online.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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