okay pat passed out under dana's car
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
How's work?
Spinning.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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