I would go down on you faster than GM stock
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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