This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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