maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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