? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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