There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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